His High Blood Pressure is going to kill ME

So yesterday my wonderful husband hauled wheat to Pompeys Pillar (I know, we wait until the price goes completely to crap and then we sell it) Anyhow on the way back he stopped by walmart to pick up a few things. He stopped by the Blood Pressure chair thingy they have there and his Blood Pressure was a touch high, just a touch not yet to Hypertension or anything like that! But Harold being the big fat Hypocondriac he is, gets home hauls in like 5 or 6 5 gallon jugs of water, checks his blood pressure again and of course it is even higher! So this gets his very parpanoid mind a workin, and he starts "researching" High Blood Pressure online. (never a good idea for a hypocondriac)! He does stumble onto the Prilosec (for indegestion, which he takes every other day) site, and it says right there in Big letters that it may cause High Blood Pressure, Heart Palpatations and something else... oh yeah anal seepage LOL I am totally kidding on that last part.
So to the point of this story he calls me at work just convinced that the makers of Prilosec are on a mission to give him High B.P and he just knows he is gonna die. So he does what any rational person would do he decides to stop taking it! A OK. So now he checks his Blood Pressure at least once an hour and it is all over the place of course after working outside, after taking a nap, or wrestling with MaKenzie, IT IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT! All in all it is averaging on the High side of NORMAL. So what does he do he goes through every type of food we have and checks sodium levels on everything and decides we won't buy this stuff anymore.
So I get home from work this morning and he makes me check my Blood Pressure (I always run on the very low side of Normal) and i did again today only today it is quite a bit lower than my normal B.P. within reason of Normal. So I did tell him since mine is so low, if I gave up all the salt, the smoking, and all the fun stuff I might just Die cause then my B.P would drop drasticly. LOL. I CAN find the bright side of any situation!!!

Sweet Little Girl? Not in this house

Can any of you please please tell me, at what point exactly did my daughter go from sweet little baby girl, to such a mean little kid? Now don't get me wrong, my daughter is not Horrible by any sense of the word! She just went from very nice, quite shy and quiet. To telling old ladies to "SHUT UP YOUR SO ANNOYING" in the store. (the sad part was is it took everything I had not to laugh because this certain old Lady is not very.... oh how do I say this nicely, well she is a BITCH!!!) Well at least Carol Williams thought this was funny and I think it made her whole day!
I was all prepared for the terrible 2's and was surprised to find out they are not that bad, it is the horrible awful 3's nobody ever told me about! Thanks friends much appreciation for the heads up!!!
So yesterday she decided she was the mamma and she was feeding me some pretzels a few into it she pats me on the head and says "GOOD COW"! Let's just say I was kinda speechless! Oh Lord i could go on for hours about some of the "GREAT THINGS" my daughter does and says now but I would be here for Hours! Feel free to offer any advice, or stories from your children.